how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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