why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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