On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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