belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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