Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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