I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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