You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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