i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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