Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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