Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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