i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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