I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i think i just lost a toe
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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