I want to stick my p in your. b.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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