another moral hangover. fuck.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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