I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Terrible idea I love it
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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