K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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