And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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