I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Enjoy the penises
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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