Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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