Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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