Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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