dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize