I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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