so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My friends, they love my intelligence
She's JV to your varsity
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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