Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
