I'm laying in your front yard are you home
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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