they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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