Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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