ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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