Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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