if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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