ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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