I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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