New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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