I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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