Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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