Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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