I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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