Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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