Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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