I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You smell like stripper and shame
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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