real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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