What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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