I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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