did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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