I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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