Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
look no pants
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize