Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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