Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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