so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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