How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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