I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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