Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i drank out of a bidet.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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