I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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