i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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